the BIG idea

I say, let's put sandwiches in plastic boxes, that you throw into the landfill so that there's something long-lasting and durable for all the other trash to rest upon. I say, everybody drive cars! Screw the atmosphere. I say, let's invade countries, develop miracle weapons systems, shoot for the Moon - or maybe even Mars while children suffer and die of malnutrition, poor sanitation, you name it - we got it. I say, "ad slogans solve everything.TM" I say, give everyone a video camera, have 'em all make movies of themselves, and post them to YouTube. I say, the sun is shining, I'm growing older, I'm going to go on a ride.

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