Sunday, January 29, 2006

Weather Report

Rain tonight, turning to showers tomorrow morning and throughout the day. Heavy thundershowers tomorrow evening, continuing throughout the night and into the next day. Rain is expected the following day, with rain the next day and the next day after that and every hour for the rest of eternity or until the whole state of Oregon turns into pea soup and slides into the ocean. Clearing and sunshine expected after the cataclysm.